a Fondness For The Bottle
suffered by drunks
It's not difficult to find a reason to get rather tanked
if you put your mind to it. Not surprisingly, some of us
simply don't know when to cork it, pay the bartender and
stagger off. Pouring one last drink almost invariably
transforms into one drink too many, and another for
The usual damage after a long night of pub crawling
amounts to nothing more than a fierce headache, or an
empty pocket. But other nights are better left
forgotten. That is, assuming you can remember them in
the first place.
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Any experienced drunkard can attest to the fact that
there really is nothing quite like nursing a sore sense
of pride the morning after the night before. So to help
ease your next hangover, read these unusual drunken
mishaps. Perhaps, your worst moment of drinking may not
be so bad after all.
Dance, dance fever
On holiday in the tropics, a young lady and her boys
were enjoying frozen margaritas on the beach. And with
the salsa music blaring and the tequila shots flowing
like wine, the young lady decided to put on a burlesque
show. The lads howled their approval, raging drunk.
Completely hammered, she climbed atop the closest car
and commenced her awkwardly sensual gyrations, much to
the delight of the surrounding lads who had put her up
to it. The scene nearly turned randy until one of the
young men decided to join the fray.
Before she could react, the young lady was lifted onto
her self-appointed dancing partner's shoulders. And in
the next instant, the poor girl was dropped onto the hot
sand like a kilo of baking flour. As it happens, tequila
does not in fact make you more attractive, or a better
Skate or die
Years ago a man in the southern United States attended a
family backyard gathering and, of course, served him far
too many tap beers from the party keg. The middle-aged
man's nephews loved extreme sports like skateboarding
and had even built a private skating park on their
The lads performed stunts throughout the day which
gathered a crowd of enthusiastically faced gawkers. But
as the evening went on, the drunken man turned so bold
as to try his own brand of skating stunts.
So beer in hand, and cameras poised to capture his most
glorious moment, the man mounted a skateboard and
approached the lip of the ramp triumphantly. His stunt,
however, fell flat.
The man tumbled face first to the bottom of the ramp,
knocking himself unconscious for some minutes. His
skateboard had slipped out from under his feet as he
stepped aboard. Upon waking, the man asked how his stunt
went off and told his nephews to pour another beer from
Which just goes to show - some people just never
Audrey Tyson 2010